am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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