Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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