wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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