It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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