Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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