Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We talked him into tasing himself.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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