if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
