your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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