Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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