even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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