Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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