Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Randomize
