She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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