Dual....:-)
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
