i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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