i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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