Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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