Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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