if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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