i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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