god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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