let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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