They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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