Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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