this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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