He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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