And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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