What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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