they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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