that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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