I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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