More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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