it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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