where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
