He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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