Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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