I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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