I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
