i'm signing you up for texting rehab
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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