we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do you have feelings for this penis?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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