I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Dick very happy bro
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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