She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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