Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Randomize