I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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