Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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