What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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