So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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