at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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