She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I cannot find my penis.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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