what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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