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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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