This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
There's even glitter on my cock...
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